Okay, I guess that’s it, folks.

Luke and Tali will go on to make some seriously well-fed half-Christian, half-Jewish kids!

And Luke is smarter than we thought he was.  

The good news:  Luke got down on one knee and proposed to Tali!

The bad news:  He never managed to get back up.

We can’t believe it.  Luke picked the right girl!  (We literally high-fived when we realized Luke was picking Tali)

Luke (to Malissa):  I never wanted hurt you.

Nadia (as Malissa):  Don’t worry, you didn’t.  I just wanted to win the game show.

This is so exciting.  Whose massive stomach rolls is Luke going to spend the rest of his life with?!

Malissa:  All I want is to hear him say is,”I choose you, Malissa.”

And,”Delivery is on the way.”

At the final ceremony, Tali looks great! 

Malissa looks fatter than ever! 

Clearly the producers are using the hair, make-up and costume persons to advance their (much deserved) bias for Tali.

Luke (on his fear of proposing to one of the girls):  Maybe she’s had time to think about it, and she feels it’s too much, too fast.

I bet she never felt that way while sucking down a milkshake.

Luke goes out to pick an engagement ring.

I didn’t know Big and Tall had a jewelry department.

Malissa wakes up and raises the blinds (her morning workout).

Luke:  I don’t take falling in love lightly.

How could you with those two milk cows you’re dating.